Welcome to the Zombie Brain Lab

Welcome to the Zombie Brain Lab. Our researchers have “scanned” the brains of zombies from Plants vs. Zombies and compared each one with a typical human brain. Look at the scans, read the reports, and decide whether the brain explains what the zombie does.

To start exploring, click on a zombie.

Case files

Basic Zombie from Plants vs. Zombies

Basic Zombie

Observed behaviors
  • Walks slowly and steadily toward the house
  • Stops only to eat plants
  • Keeps coming while it’s being hit, without dodging
  • Keeps walking for a moment after losing its head

Image: Plants vs. Zombies © Electronic Arts. Not covered by this site’s Creative Commons license.

Newspaper Zombie from Plants vs. Zombies

Newspaper Zombie

Observed behaviors
  • Walks slowly, holding a newspaper in front of its face
  • Bursts into rage when the paper is destroyed
  • Moves much faster once it’s angry
  • Keeps walking for a moment after losing its head

Image: Plants vs. Zombies © Electronic Arts. Not covered by this site’s Creative Commons license.

How do real researchers study the brain?

Our zombie scans are made up, but real researchers use these tools:

ToolWhat it showsOne limitation
CTPictures of the brain’s structure, built from many x-raysUses radiation; less detailed than MRI
MRIDetailed pictures of the brain’s structure, made with a strong magnetShows structure, not activity
fMRIWhich areas are active, by tracking blood flow and oxygenActivity is tracked indirectly and a little behind real time
PETWhich areas are active, by tracking a radioactive tracerLittle detail, imprecise timing, and radiation
EEGElectrical activity, recorded from the scalp, millisecond by millisecondPoor at showing where activity comes from
Lesion studiesWhat changes after damage to one area (e.g., stroke)Damage rarely stays in just one area

Our zombie “scans” are drawn as if they came from MRI, because MRI shows the brain’s structure (Spielman et al., 2020, §3.4). (Unchecked by a person; AI research only.)

But some differences in a zombie’s brain might be chemical rather than structural. One science writer suggests that a zombie’s slow, jerky walk could come from a loss of dopamine, a chemical messenger involved in movement (Goodpaster, 2023). (Unchecked by a person; AI research only.) An MRI shows the brain’s structure, so it wouldn’t reveal a problem like that. Science can be thwarted by the equipment available in the lab!

Getting a zombie to hold still in an MRI scanner is its own research challenge: the machine is loud, the scan takes a while, and the subject keeps asking for brains.